OK... I know that I am supposed to "live in the now" and be present, but whenever I see a sailboat this idea goes out the window.

Hear it loud and clear friends: I, Bloody Mary, will one day own a boat and take a minimum of two years to sail around the world. It will be ornately decorated with a mermaid figurehead and have a bit of AstroTurf interior. How does red velvet do with moisture? You will see me a mile away and know when I'm docked in the bay. Nadia and Bianca, you will always have a designated bed aboard, just help supply the nautical themed costumes, please. Hats. I want a sailor hat, fisherman jacket and maybe a pirate patch.

It all starts with a dream, babe, a big fat juicy dream. Then, you tell everyone on the planet about your dream and have total faith that someone will help make it happen. Who's with me?! I'm serious, guys, don't doubt me. I'm going to leap at every opportunity coming my way.